One of the main worries you might have about getting old is that your brain won’t work properly and people will easily be able to take advantage of you in multiple ways. If that ever happens to you then you had better hope that you have a son like the guy in this video.

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A sleazebag named Mark Gibson from Zenith Windows had cold called the dude’s mother and pounced on her when she stated that her door handle wasn’t working. He spent two and a half hours with her coaxing out a £6000 payment for two doors that she didn’t even need and was probably pretty happy with himself after that day’s work.

Unfortunately, he didn’t reckon with the woman’s son, who came over the next day and absolutely ripped him a new one about his conniving ways and filmed the whole thing. Watch the rat squirm:

Ouch. Not really sure why he stopped filming that as it was completely awesome and it was only going to get better as Mark tried desperately to justify his actions without really being able to at all in the slightest. Pathetic, would have liked to have seen even more of it though to be honest.

Be careful and watch out for these scumbags. And if you are one of them yourself then do everyone a favour and fuck off.

For more conmen, check out this guy who used Tinder to con women out of £18,o00 pounds. Wasteman.

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go

And we’re off…

This dude knows the score.

That was meant to be a complement.

Pulled that one out of the bag.

Comeback.

Something tells me these two aren’t going to make it.

Knights that say…

How many red flags is too many?

Any rug munchers out there?

Turns out I want to sleep with my dad.

Every man’s dream.

Ken, you savage.

Straight in there.

Mixed messages.

Damn straight.

Fucked it.

Desperate times.

Sounds like a solid relationship.

When Valentine’s Day is only a couple of days away.

How not to make a Tinder bio 101.

Aaaaand we’re done.

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.

We get some pretty filthy stories sent in to us for Confessions every week, but what happened to this girl might just put her in a league of her own when it comes to grossing out the entire internet.

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Twitter user Jacqueline came across this absolute horror show of a story and just had to share the terror with the rest of us.

Take it away Jackie:

OK, so things have got a little NSFW now. But it just reaches a whole other level from there…

Yikes! Who even knew you could get parasites in your cum from shagging a corpse? I wonder if he asked her to lay still and hold her breath before he jizzed all over her just so he could feel like he was doing it to a corpse, the dirty corpse-shagger. It’s just absolute next level griminess you couldn’t even make up.

For more one night stand humiliations, get a load of what happened to this guy when he left his phone behind at some chick’s house.

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go

And we’re off…

Bet he Googled that joke

Good to know

Genius

Oh Mao god

What a nice way to meat

Subtle

Question is, how does she ride?

Love at first sight

You don’t look too great yourself Sandra

Nice Photoshop skills

Jackpot

Game on

Good question

Communist propaganda has really changed

Wow Meagan, you’re an idiot

Like father, like son

Brag away

It really is that easy sometimes

Someone get this girl some food stat

Aaaaand we’re done

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.

Tinder is a hotbed of complete and utter weirdness and depravity, but I’m not sure if anything could prepare you for how quickly this conversation goes from normal to absolutely fucked up in about ten seconds. Get a load of this.

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Some normal (-ish I assume, he didn’t reveal his sexual fantasy) guy posted the following screenshots after he had been super liked by a girl on Tinder. Obviously he was pretty stoked about that to begin with, but after about one minute of talking to her he was seriously fearing for his life. This is quite a weird fantasy to drop on someone you just met:

Wow. I mean, she looks kinda banging but I don’t think I would be too stoked to be fucking her whilst I was being forced to watch a video of an ugly guy sucking my dick as I was blindfolded. I mean, maybe it’s me and I’m a prude, but that just isn’t really the kind of thing that I would get turned on by and it wasn’t our hero’s either.

It’s also kind of weird that she decides whether her match is the fit guy or the ugly guy. Imagine how much it would suck – literally – if you turned up and got your roles mixed up. Lol.

Of course, this woman might be one completely weird example, but we’ve got galleries and galleries of this stuff – check out our regular Tinder nightmares page right here. Some people.

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go

And we’re off…

Ghost in the machine.

Fair deal.

I’m guessing this guy doesn’t like pizza.

Pure genius.

Mixed messages.

Alrighty then.

No, not at all.

That’s not how you Tinder.

Broken for life.

Swinging both ways.

Shut down.

I’m not convinced.

You’re fooling no one Sarah.

She was asking for it.

There’s something familiar about you Eve.

Drunk or sober, that approach does not work.

Over her head.

Aye aye, captain.

Old and gross?

The perfect bio.

Aaaaand we’re done

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.

You’d think that people would know by now that you simply cannot get away with being an arsehole on Tinder/Facebook/Twitter/any type of social media – at least not while using your real name and photo anyway.

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This nasty bastard named Nick found that out the hard way this week. Here’s how the story played out:

As if that wasn’t bad enough, another girl then turned up and shared her own similar experience with him:

It goes without saying that you’d have to be a grade A douchebag to react like this to a girl because she didn’t reply fast enough or isn’t doing what you want her to do. But this just goes to show how easy it is to have it all backfire in your face in the age of social media.

Below is a post statement issued by Rosette Pambakian, Tinder’s VP of Communications and Brand:

Hey Nick (and anyone who behaves like you),

We’re swiping you off the island.

Tinder has a zero-tolerance policy on disrespect. No racist rants. No sexist pigs. No trolling. No jerks who can’t get over their own inadequacies long enough to have a decent conversation with another person on Tinder.

I was personally offended by what you said. Your words to that woman were an assault, not only on her, but on all of us. Every day, we work to rid our ecosystem of bad actors like you. Why anyone would choose to go out into the world and spread hate I will never understand, but you do not have that choice on Tinder. Hate is not an option and we will continue to fight it wherever it rears its ugly head.

You have a lot to learn, Nick. I see that you studied global business, and that you joined your school’s programs for young entrepreneurs and technology management. Great choices. Because you’ll need to search far and wide to find an organization that will employ you now. Not sure if you’ve heard, but more and more women are becoming successful entrepreneurs and business leaders. Clearly, you haven’t been paying attention. Women’s voices are only getting louder. So let me say this loud and clear: you and your kind are not welcome in our world.

And we have the power to keep you out of it.

RIP Nick.

For the latest in our weekly best & worst of Tinder feature, click HERE.

Girls are always complaining on Tinder that guys just come out and say completely gross and offensive things to them all the time. Whilst I can sympathise with that because it can be a bit uncouth, when I see stuff like the story below I’ve got absolutely no respect for them at all because it turns out a lot of them are just as shallow as the guys they find offensive.

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A guy called ‘GermanTraveler’ (not his real name) was so sick of not getting any matches on the dating app (need to up your game pal) that he decided to go onto ‘easy mode’, by uploading pictures of a male model onto his profile instead and saying that he was a ‘world traveler’ on his profile. He chose the guy from the ‘Call Me Maybe’ video and then decided to open with the filthiest line he could think of after he had matched with the girls.

Can you guess what happened? Oh yeah, apparently every single girl he swiped right on matched with him too:

Well well well. How the tables turn.

I’m sure this isn’t indicative of every single girl on Tinder ever (and he was probably lying when he said every girl matched him and gave him their number), but it certainly seems like there are a fair few that absolutely love it. And even if they don’t, all the guy needed to do was ask them out for coffee first and they all accepted, despite the fact he had said those filthy things as his opener. Girls huh? Never gonna understand them.

For more Tinder, check out our regular Tinder nightmares section. This guy’s lines are pale in comparison to some of the ones in there.

In the post-Tinder world we live in, these days it’s perfectly normal for men and women to find dates through websites and apps. But with the rise in popularity comes a rise in competition, and for many men it can be a dog eat, swipe left world.

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Luckily, if you’re one of these men who find it a struggle to secure a date on Tinder, or Happn or whatever other site you’re using, you can now seek advice from this recent Ask Reddit. Thank god for the internet.

In the recent conversation, the question asked: ’Women on dating websites: What are men doing wrong?’ Turns out, it’s quite a lot. Here are just some of the suggestions:

qtbabyy: Messages saying how “perfect” they think I am and asking for marriage. Like uh no you don’t know anything about me. Saying things like “I’ll spoil you” etc, being extremely sexual right away. Saying “hi” then after they get a response they respond with “Ima fuck you so hard til you scream.”

kemahaney: Saying nice guy – nice guy is wicked passive aggressive. It is like you have to convince yourself of that but the reality is you can be a dick. Sending dick pics – seriously don’t want to see it. Asking for pics of my tits.

SlanginPie: Sup
Wanna come over
Not knowing how to carry on a conversation
Referring to women as crazy in the first message
Pictures from their wedding as their profile picture (seriously)
Poor Grammar
headless, shirtless mirror shots
Not paying attention to any of the things in my profile (for example, I specifically state not 420 friendly in my profile – literally had someone message me whos “tagline” was Weed Is Life
Calling me Hun or Babe or Sweetheart or any other term of endearment before knowing me
No profile picture

venomoth91: Asking me to “Netflix and Chill” or something similar for our first meetup. I get that Tinder is supposedly a hookup app, but I gotta make sure you’re not a serial killer first before I let you into my place or go to yours.

Not being honest with your intentions. It’s perfectly fine if you only want to hookup or don’t want a relationship, but tell me that ASAP. Don’t take me out on a nice romantic date and then get upset that I didn’t want to have sex with you at the end. You’re the one who lied, not me.

Assuming I’m not interested if I don’t respond quickly. I work a ton and I’m often away from my phone when I’m busy. I’m not “ignoring you” but I will start to if you accuse me of it. The exception to this rule is if we’re having a conversation regarding plans to hang out in person later that day. If I know we’ve already scheduled something, I’ll try my best to respond quickly.
Asking me to send nudes. Just no. Go watch porn.

Bragging about your “big” dick. I’ve seen a lot of different dicks throughout my lifetime and they’ve all looked mostly the same. Your dick is not that special unless the guy attached to it is. Besides, if I like a guy enough to date him, I’m going to appreciate whatever he has down there simply because it’s his. Size really doesn’t matter.

Telling me not to wear heels on our first date because you’re afraid of me becoming taller than you (I list my height in my profile as a warning because I’m aware that a lot of guys don’t like tall women). If you’re that offended by a pair of shoes, I’m cancelling our first date and probably blocking you. Plus I don’t give AF if you’re shorter.

Saying you’d like to cook or buy me dinner because I’m “too skinny.” Why are you wasting your time talking to me if you don’t like my body? I love my healthy, athletic (and naturally skinny) body the way it is and I’m not gonna change it to fit some guy’s preferences.

eggrolt: Old photos on their profile. I was talking to this guy about and being catfished I said (as a joke), “…your photos aren’t from 2014 or something right?”. And he admitted that his photos were old and that he doesn’t look like that anymore.

MissyJ22: Immediately telling us they’re horny. Soooooo BORING

eatmelikeacannibal: Shirtless bathroom mirror selfie as profile photo.

ilovecorbin: This is kinda shallow but if you have a shirtless picture on your profile then I am completely turned off.

cullercoats: Not reading the information I have on my profile.

Amjo87: They don’t ask a question back after answering one. Not all guys but some. I usually just write them off as being social inept if I’m the one doing the asking all the time.

FuckCargoShorts: Assuming that us not responding to your message within half an hour means we’re not interested. We’re literally drowning in replies/messages and sometimes it takes awhile to sift through the garbage to find the ones we want to reply to.

pinkshdw666: Shirtless pics/ pics that just barely cover your dick. Group pics. I’m not trying to guess who you are. Only having one picture or thousands. Profile pictures with you drinking or groping some girl.

dove99: Using the snapchat dog filter. To be honest most of my friends have a 90% match rate so sifting through messages is hard. Maybe try to stand out? Some guy messaged me the other day saying “Hey you dropped something” I had to reply and say what, he said “your standards” so maybe get someones attention in a funny way?

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Wow, thanks for the details. While there appears to be a whole plethora of material to work with there, it seems like the main issue is with guys who act arrogant, cocky and too forward, which should be easy enough to take on board. Just be yourself, strike up genuine conversation and whatever you do, NO DICK PICS.

For more on what not to do on dating apps, check out our weekly round up of best and worst Tinder conversations and profiles.

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go

And we’re off…

Never lie on your Tinder CV

Clearly

Plus-sized must mean something different these days

What came first?

Any takers?

Hot mess

Too easy

Interesting choice of picture

Instant Superlike

Droids don’t care about your pussy

Something tells me Roland is telling a porky

Anyone wish to prove her wrong?

At least she’s honest

Savage

Mormons Tinder too apparently

I’ll do both

Laura’s pretty confident

Lost in translation

Make Lizz great again

Worst date ever

Modern love poems

Aaaaand we’re done

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.

These days there is a lot of competition on Tinder for a guy. Securing a date can be a struggle in itself – once you’ve made it past that milestone, the least you could do is try not to completely balls up the initial meeting.

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This shouldn’t be too hard, unless you’re the guy in this Reddit post. Instead of striking up a conversation about common interests, background and family etc. he decided to make a pretty left field joke (or at least it is left field if you don’t know whether your date understands sarcasm or not):

So because of circumstances beyond my control this didn’t happen today.

Cue my first date with a girl I met on Tinder, we meet up at a restaurant and get to talking. This are going great, she thinks I’m funnier in person (when does that ever happen?!), she actually invites me to the mall to hangout more with some of her friends when dinner is over.

So after the food arrives the conversation turns a little more towards how we met (pay close attention and you will spot my mistake). She states she’s glad I’m normal and not some sort of serial killer.

Now I could have just laughed… I could have but I was funny remember? I replied with “Oh thanks for thinking I’m normal! But I actually am a serial killer, bodies for days buried out at the farm.”

She laughed, I laughed, I thought I did great at making it sound sarcastic.

She excuses herself to the bathroom to do whatever girls do in bathrooms on dates. It was taking a questionably long time for her to return and I was slightly worried she bailed and stuck me with the bill, my luck right? Wrong.

So unbelievably wrong, my luck was worse as police officers suddenly appear out of nowhere and tell me to keep both of my hands visible on the table.

At this point I’m confused, this must be a joke. I see my date coming with a staff member and get ready for Ashton Kutcher to appear, no such luck.

The police ask if it’s me and she says ya, the cops get me to stand up and handcuff me and walk me out, not a single person seems to want to answer any of my questions.

I’m in the car and the police are outside talking to my date for a few minutes when they get into the car with me and ask me if I told my date I was a serial killer, areyoufuckingkiddingme…

I tell them yes but I was joking.

LPT: Don’t admit to police you told someone you were a serial killer.

So that derailed my plans, I spent the next 5-6 hours explaining myself over and over and over that I was kidding.

I guess eventually they either believed me or got tired of hearing me speak much to my lawyers disapproval (to me speaking) and let me go and reminded me that my jokes suck.

I’m not sure how date number two will go but I’m excited to find out, also a bright side is that I have no idea who paid for my food.

TL:DR: I made a joke I was a serial killer, date doesn’t get sarcasm, I spend hours in the police station.

I’ve got to say, if this went down in the UK, the guy would’ve at least got a laugh out of the girl. How could she not understand that it was a joke? Bloody Americans and their wet humour.

Either way, that poor guy. He thought he was going on a first date with the potential to shag at the end of it, but the only job he got at the end of the night was explaining to the police that he’s not a hardened psychopath. At least he’s learned his lesson for next time. Pro tip – don’t joke about being a serial killer, whether on Tinder chat or the first date. That’s second or third date material.

For our weekly round up of the best and worst Tinder profiles and conversations, click HERE.

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go

And we’re off…

Just chill out Katie

The perfect man doesn’t exi-

She walked straight into that one

Something tells me he’s going to find out pretty soon

Part of the job description

Happy medium

Nothing at all

Good boy

Instant Superlike

Toilet humour

LIES

Cheesy but good

She gets a tick from me

The dream

How did that work?

You can always trust a dank meme

How quirky

Keep swiping

NEVER turn down a threesome

Aaaaand we’re done

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.

We’ve all done it. One minute you’re watching a video of a dog jumping into a door, the next you’re desperately trying to find that person from last Friday. All you have is their shady number and name in your phone (which 99% of time isn’t real) and the search lasts for days. Finally, you give up – the dream is over. Not anymore! Thanks to British entrepreneur, Jack Kenyon, Facebook stalking is going to be easier than ever.

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Facezam in a brand new app that can identify people by matching a photo of them with their Facebook profile. So all you have to do is get a photo with or of the person you’re after, run it through the app and voila. There they should be.

Kenyon reckons the app will destroy the notion of privacy, which bizarrely he thinks that is a good thing:

Facezam could be the end of our anonymous societies. Users will be able to identify anyone within a matter of seconds, which means privacy will no longer exist.

And also claims the app could be used for crime fighting, saying, “The technology could help reduce crime by making everyone identifiable”.

The app scans billions of profile pictures a second until it finds a match and claims to be able to identify your target within 10 seconds with a 70% accuracy rate.

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However, one company is not too happy with the app, and unsurprisingly it is Facebook. Facebook have gone on record to say the app violates their codes of privacy and are looking to delay its launch.

This activity violates our terms and we’re reaching out to the developer to ensure they bring their app into compliance.

So you may have to wait a little longer till you find out what that hotty in Pret is called, you little weirdo.

To read about the guy who created his own dating app where he was the only option, click HERE.

Dating shows have been around for as long as time and they’re always looking for new innovations for the tired genre, but I think the concept below might be taking it a step too far.

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The video below shows a particularly outrageous scene from a regular spot on The Kyle And Jackie O Radio Show over in Australia. It’s called ‘Naked Dating’ and it involves two people walking up to each other in dressing gowns and taking them off, then checking out each other’s bodies and seeing if they like them.

Solid concept sure – except it’s on radio so nobody listening to it really has a clue what’s going on in the studio and they could be fully clothed for all we know.

I gather that normally they just take their clothes off and have their underwear on, but in this episode the two ‘contestants’ get fully naked in the studio and after some cringeworthy flirting they’re all over each other right there and then. It’s kinda like a live action, more graphic version of ‘Geordie Shore’ or something:

Geez how cringe was that? Some of the lines were beyond awful: “I’ve got a flower on my vagina because I covered up my ex’s name down there”, “let’s Netflix and chill” or my personal favourite “I’ve got some sausage if you want that”. Absolute morons, but I suppose they’ll have a fun time Netflix-ing and chilling at least. Then probably never see each other again. So it goes.

For more awkward dating, check out this psychopathic woman crashing her ex’s Tinder date in order to ruin it. Cheers.

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go

And we’re off…

Joker

That ice was smashed to pieces

Be patient ladies

Nice try

No

At least she’s honest

Bay, you’re a hypocrite

Get it?

Going down under

You’re fooling no one Lilliam

Tough love

Straight in there

Good question

There’s so much going on here

Daddy issues

That’s no way to get girls Waseem

Bonus

Meat and greet

Cold turkey

Aaaaand we’re done

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.

Historically, home advantage in any kind of sporting event is a huge bonus for the team enjoying it and will generally make them the favourite to win the game. There are many reasons for this – from the fans, to the unfamiliar environment and journey time – but one unexpected factor seems to be making its way into the NBA this season and decimating the myth of home advantage.

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Back in 1987, home teams used to win 69.7% of the time and this season it’s at a historic low of 57.3% all thanks to everyone’s favourite dating app Tinder. Tinder is a way of life for many people now, but it’s literally turning the NBA on its head, as Tom Haberstroh of ESPN.com explains:

Tin-der-i-za-tion. Like the dating app. No need to go to the clubs all night anymore.

It’s absolutely true that you get at least two hours more sleep getting laid on the road today versus 15 years ago.

No schmoozing. No going out to the club. No having to get something to eat after the club but before the hotel.

That two hours extra sleep really seems to help huh? To be honest I’m kinda surprised that elite athletes were ever going out to clubs, getting wasted and picking up babes the day before they had a game, but I guess they’re ballers on the court and ballers off it. Players play baby.

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Seriously though, you’ve got to think that it’s sweet that these big shot NBA players don’t have to go out and pick up girls or order prostitutes now if they want to get laid thanks to Tinder. Don’t want those guys having to put too much money or effort into doing anything do we?

For more Tinder, check out our weekly round up of Tinder nightmares. Hope those NBA players don’t ever match any of those guys.

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go

And we’re off…

Easily pleased

Bargain

It sure does

Wrong app dude

How many red flags is too many?

Joker

Good to know

None of that foo foo shit

Superlike, superlike, superlike

Nailed it

Face down, ass up

Those bloody spambots

Straight over her head

Got it

Anyone interested?

Fucked it Laural

The perfect guy doesn’t exi-

Over before it even began

We’ve got a gamer in the house

I don’t even know what to think of this

Aaaaand we’re done

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.

A woman named Maggie Archer AKA the scammer of the month came up with an incredibly simple method to make money off of guys on Tinder – and no, it has nothing to do with prostitution.

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She basically changed her bio to ‘send me $5, see what happens’. Obviously guys being guys, their imaginations let them get the better of them. This pretty much suggests that they’ll at least get something kinky in return for their donation. However, what really happens is they send the money to her Paypal and then she instantly un-matches them. It’s by the far the simplest yet most genius way to use Tinder:

Since changing her bio, Maggie’s been raking it in, with over 20 men donating in just a few days. So that’s $100 dollars for literally doing nothing.

I can tell you that from scanning over some of the Tinder submissions over the last week, already a load of other girls are trying this trick to make a fast buck. Which means that this method only has a short shelf life. Should’ve kept this one to yourself Maggie.

While we’re on the topic of Tinder, check out our weekly roundup of the best and worst Tinder profiles and conversations.

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go

And we’re off…

Hitler in the making

This chick is real cute

Save the bees

These fake profiles aren’t even trying anymore

It definitely is that

You kiss your mother with that mouth Kristin?

Lost in translation

Too many red flags

There really is someone for everyone

Drinking tea?

Such are the perils of Tinder

Erm…

I’m scared mommy

Always good to have strong life goals

Clearly she doesn’t want the $5

Doughnuts it is

Thicker than a snicker

Aaaaand we’re done

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.

Being dumped sucks – that’s a given. But sometimes we forget that being the dumper can be tough as well.

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There’s guilt, fear and a whole host of other emotions that can arise when having to reject someone. The best you can hope for is that they accept your apology and you can both move on with your lives… unless you’re this woman.

She decided to go on a date with a man after the pair met on Tinder. After realising he was not her cup of tea, she sent him an amicable message explaining just that. However, when the guy replied that he felt the same way, she launched into one of the most almighty text attacks of all time. Luckily for us, the dude decided to share the mental exchange on Imgur. Enjoy:

What the hell was the woman trying to get out of this whole exchange? She didn’t want to continue dating the guy, and yet she still wanted the ego boost of having someone chasing her.

If that’s what she’s into, then Tinder is the wrong place to be looking for it. She should become a professional rinser – at least she’d get paid to play mind games.